So I’m playing the Twilight Drinking Game. This means you drink when:
- You feel uncomfortable
- Bella blinks WAY too much
- Edward stares too much
I decided to see what other ideas are out there, so I Googled “Twilight drinking game.” I found a couple amazing lists of drinking criteria surrounding the ridiculous aspects of the Twilight Saga, both book and movie. If you’re interested in a good time….
This series is so awful that it’s almost hilarious enough to make me forget that it’s a thinly veiled abstinence parable that is engendering an entire generation of young women who think they should find eternal love at 17 with an abusive, controlling freak. Almost.