So I’m playing the Twilight Drinking Game. This means you drink when: You feel uncomfortable Bella blinks WAY too much Edward stares too much I decided to see what other ideas are out there, so I Googled “Twilight drinking game.” I found a couple amazing lists of drinking criteria surrounding the ridiculous aspects of the Twilight Saga, both book and movie. If you’re interested in a good time…. Movie: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1580207/twilight_the_drinking_game.html?cat=40 Book: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/17/twilight-drinking-game/ This series is so awful that it’s almost hilarious enough to make me forget that it’s a thinly veiled abstinence parable that is engendering an entire generation of young women who think they should find eternal love at 17 with an abusive, controlling freak. Almost. 

So I’m playing the Twilight Drinking Game. This means you drink when:

  • You feel uncomfortable
  • Bella blinks WAY too much
  • Edward stares too much

I decided to see what other ideas are out there, so I Googled “Twilight drinking game.” I found a couple amazing lists of drinking criteria surrounding the ridiculous aspects of the Twilight Saga, both book and movie. If you’re interested in a good time….

Movie: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1580207/twilight_the_drinking_game.html?cat=40

Book: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/17/twilight-drinking-game/

This series is so awful that it’s almost hilarious enough to make me forget that it’s a thinly veiled abstinence parable that is engendering an entire generation of young women who think they should find eternal love at 17 with an abusive, controlling freak. Almost. 

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